CAT HUMOR
Whose Cat is the Smartest
Four people were
bragging about how smart their cats are.
The first was an
Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, the fourth was a
Government Worker.
To show off, the
Engineer called to his cat, “T-Square, do your stuff.” T-Square pranced over to a desk, took out
some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed
that was pretty smart, but the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Spreadsheet, do
your stuff.”
Spreadsheet went
out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies each.
Everyone agree
that was good, but the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat
and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”
Measure got up, went over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a
10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
drop.
Everyone agreed
that was good. Then the three me turned
to the Government Worker and said, “What can your cat do?”
The Government
Worker called to his cat and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff.”
Coffee Break
jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, ripped up the paper,
briefly played with the other three cats, claimed he injured his back doing so,
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, collected Workers
Compensation and went home for the rest of the week on sick leave.
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