CAT HUMOR 3
Why cats are
better than men
-A cat matures as it grows older.
-It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
-Cats comfort you when you’re sick.
-When a cat sleeps all day it’s natural, not annoying.
-Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
-A cat is loyal.
-Cats actually think with their heads.
-“Meow” is never a lie.
-They’ll both stand outside your door and whine, but the
cat will stop when it gets in.
-It’s more amusing to watch a cat try and deal with a piece
of tape stuck on its paw than watch a man do anything.
-To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 50 cents.
-A cat’s friend is less likely to be annoying.
-Cat’s can’t show love without meaning it.
-Cats are always cute.
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